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hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

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rnigrate:

 Edit for a friend. Brendon Urie, P!ATD. 
Posted 2 hours ago
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professorfangirl:

qthewetsprocket:

notmydate:

What I wish I could do when people I don’t want to see come to my door.

…Next time the dwarves come, Bilbo will be ready.

When students find my blog.

professorfangirl:

qthewetsprocket:

notmydate:

What I wish I could do when people I don’t want to see come to my door.

…Next time the dwarves come, Bilbo will be ready.

When students find my blog.

Posted 2 hours ago
  1. test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  2. me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
Posted 7 hours ago
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

Posted 7 hours ago

itsjustjensen:

itsjustjensen:

houseshead:

#4000 notes of a man carrying stuff

#40,000 notes of a man carrying stuff

#82,000 notes of a man carrying stuff

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

How many Avengers fans are there on tumblr?

serrabloodsong:

brucebannerask:

in-the-end-you-will-always-kneel:

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ASSEMBLE!

AVENGERS, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

*readies the poptarts*

(Source: tonystarkrdj)

Posted 7 hours ago

hello-im-socially-inept:

basically my entire relationship with supernatural

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Posted 7 hours ago

grandpacain:

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!

Posted 7 hours ago

trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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(Source: bagelbrother)

Posted 7 hours ago

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

Posted 7 hours ago

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one.

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA!

(Source: lawyerupasshole)