Posted 3 hours ago

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha

Posted 3 hours ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 3 hours ago

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Posted 3 hours ago

voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

Posted 3 hours ago

I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR

super-who-locked-in:

moosezekiel:

anigrrrl2:

innernerd1:

iniquitysoneoftheperks:

cardiffwaless:

THEIR OTP KISSING

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

That is a low blow. Ouch.

ah yes but what if your otp is sam/jess

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or crowley/bobby

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oh and dont forget megstiel

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also sam/ruby

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there are more otps in our fandom than just destiel, you know. 

actually does this count?

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Posted 4 hours ago

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard)

Posted 4 hours ago

nemithine:

This would incite me to murder.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 4 hours ago
zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

Posted 4 hours ago

jackthelycan:

artbymoga:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

Pluto hit me right in the feels

"im used to it"

Posted 4 hours ago

oldmanstephanie:

galosengen:

i was like “that’s a cute cat” and then more just kept coming

Posted 4 hours ago

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.
I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

Posted 4 hours ago

takino-pony:

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

These are gold.

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(Source: minato-arisato)

Posted 4 hours ago

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(Source: everythingroyalty)